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Answer the following questions to determine if your cat
has psychological problems that require treatment by a
professional therapist.
Does your cat
sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two hours in
non-stop eating?
Does your cat
take frequent naps in annoying places, such as in the
center of the dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on
top of your freshly-cleaned-of-hair (and favorite)
bedspread?
Is your cat
selfish? Conceited? Arrogant? Aloof? Insensitive?
Does he wake
you up in the middle of the night and refuse to stop
meowing until you accompany him to his food bowl to
watch him eat?
Does your cat
tear down holiday decorations?
Does he
destroy any stuffed toy or cat-sized household ornament
that might be misconstrued as his competition?
Does your cat
perceive himself to be sole owner of all property?
Does he often
show disdain for your taste, or act as if you are an
embarrassment to him?
If you answered "yes"
to most of these questions . . .
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RELAX!
Your CAT is Normal!

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