10.	You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net!!
9.	The last thing you remember is positioning your open mouth behind a dump truck full of yams.
8.	All your silverware is worn down to the nubs.
7.	While picking your teeth, you dislodge platefuls  of turkey bones.
6.	Strangers keep addressing you as Bubba.
5.	This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read "Good Lord!"
4.	Your butt is now the size of Plymouth Rock.
3.	People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's Parade was over"!
2.	Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your gravitational field.
Drum Roll.....  And The Number One Indication Is...
1.	You're sweatin' gravy!